Oregon

General:
-The “Peer Review Statute” prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart.
-You may not pump your own gas in service stations.
-Anyone with a bad reputation is prohibited from distributing malt beverages.

Beaverton:
-You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.
-Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
-Dishes must drip dry.

Eugene:
-It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.

Hood River:
-Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.

Klamath Falls:
-It’s illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snake‚Äôs head off with your cane.

Marion:
-Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.

Myrtle Creek:
-One may not box with a kangaroo.
-No more than two people may share a single drink.
-One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing,” i.e., that which covers one’s body from neck to knee.
-People may not whistle underwater.

Portland:
-It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.
-People may not whistle underwater.
-You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.

Salem:
-It’s illegal for patrons of establishments that feature nude dancing to be within two feet of the dancers.
-Women may not wrestle.

Springfield:
-It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.

Stanfield:
-It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.
-Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.
-No more than two people may share a single drink.

Willowdale:
-It’s against the law for a husband to curse during sex.
-It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.
-It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
-It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.
-It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.

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